Fodboldens moderland skal have afgjort deres EM-skæbne mod værtsnationen Ukraine. Igen, fristes man til at sige, for det stjernespækkede engelske mandskab har i mange år – på trods af navne som Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Young – haft svært ved at leve op til de store forventninger. Ukrainerne har et stærkt kollektiv med en solid defensiv, og samtidig kan angribere som Andriy Yarmolenko, Yevhen Seleznyov og den gamle målræv Andriy Shevchenko gøre livet surt for alle forsvar.
EMFODBOLD.DK kommentator: Sam Brox.
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Rooney + Welbeck super duoen er klar!
Vi varmer op med en “Ennio Morricone-udgave” af den nye single fra Noel Gallagher!!
Her er den femte blog single fra det seneste album med Noel Gallagher og hold da fest det er en god sang!!
http://newmusicunited.com/2012/06/19/noel-gallaghers-high-flying-birds-everybodys-on-the-run-2012/
Nice one for the warm up, Ronster!
Good evening and welcome to the final round of group games of Euro 2012. Ukraine versus England, then. The weight of a nation rests on the freckled shoulders of Mr. Wayne Rooney, who is back in the starting line-up for En-ger-lund after serving his two-match ban. The hosts will be looking to find inspiration from somewhere other than old boy Shevchenko, as he’s out of their starting eleven. Ho hum.
Here’s the national anthem, to get you in the mood :
he he nice start. It fits my expectations for the night – your aggressive ranting whenever things don’t go England’s way 😉
Velkommen til, Sam! God kamp!
(Sam læser og forstår dansk men skriver selv på engelsk. Sam er fra Manchester som I måske har regnet ud på opvarmningen.)
(Sig bare til, hvis jeg skulle skrive på dansk…)
Now let’s see what the wankers are up for?!
England – Ukraine (2-0) – Sam!? – Hilda?!
Ja 2-0 lyder rigtigt i mine ører. Sam er blevet lukket ude lige nu af sin egen kommentator-tjans fordi han skrev F-ordet ha ha ha
Ukraine 1 – 3 England
But probably 0-0…
1-3 igen. Shevchenko scorer et enkelt mål mere.
To tell you the truth, I really wasn’t bothered about Euro 2012 until the France v England game, and even then I was only watching out of the corner of my eye. Maybe it had something to do with the media building the hype before the 2010 World Cup, resulting in sights like this all over England:
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/2vbclyeWjTT/England+Fans+Get+Ready+World+Cup+Kick+Off/Uu0RrLxgSTt
…only for the national team to so woefully underperform that people were talking of curses and witchcraft!
I was sat in a café and overheard three English fathers explaining the cover of Time Magazine to one of their sons :
“It’s because we’re in a group with some fairly good teams, and we might not win all our games.”
Might not win? ALL our games? When are we English going to realize that our national team hasn’t had a chance of winning all our games since 1966 for f***’s sake!!!
*this post has been censored
Apparently, the automatic swear filter is on, so it’s gonna be a starry night….
For ****’s sake, ****ing c*********s!!!!
You can’t write fuck?
I can’t, but obviously you can, Raketten. But you always were more rock’n’roll than me
Maybe you are logged in as a child?
Hahaha maybe so! Dunno how, though
I LIGNER BRØNDBYSVIN! I LIGNER BRØNDBYSVIN! I LIIIIIIGNER BRØØØØ-ØØØND-BY-SVIII-IIIIN….”
Alright then, both teams on the pitch. Rooney looks as dashing as he ever will. The Ukrainiacs look serious and up for it. COME ON!!!
as dashing as he ever will…. poor fellow
(slightly impressed with his hair transplant though)
Awwww cute. Two Ukrainian love birds kiss for the camera.
Their national anthem requires operatic skills to sing…
Hahaha Butko!
And we’re off!!!!
First shot at goal was Ukrainian – f***ing MILES away!!!!! (Meulensteen?)
he he nice with a little inside FCK-BIF remark there hubby
Thune taler også om BIF i det andet blog studie!!
Very cautious England…. Yawn.
Ukraine happy to play ball around in the middle of the park.
Andriy Voronin og Andriy Shevchenko er overraskende begge på bænken. Her er et foto fra omklædningsrummet for et øjeblik siden:
C’mon Ukraine… You can do it!!
Bollocks to you, Mikey!
Pure hostility… So typical of you english..
You looking at my pint?
Ooooh, close from….. Sounded like they said Gammish!
Or Ganesh? Don’t think elephants play footy, though
The only one I’ve seen is Thomas Brolin…
Hahaha, yeah, that porker ate far too many pies. Can’t believe Leeds bought him.
I’m told it was actually GARMASH who shot. I’ll remember that.
OH NO Wayne! Terrible first touch almost gives Ukraine a chance on the break.
Der er gossip nyt om Johnny Depp og Vanessa Paradis i det andet blog studie!
fed vært der prøver at lokke folk væk fra dette studie
LOL!! (Man kan have to tabs åben på én gang…)
13 minutes in, Engalnd failing to threaten the Ukraine goal as of yet. We’ve got a corner
Oooooh, Ukraine again almost had us on the break. Reminds of the good old days of Kanchelskis at Old Trafford
Ukraine all over an England side looking nervous and lacking confidence….
John ‘The Racist’ Terry almost giving them a free toe-poker
Rooney SHITE so far. Looking well rusty. Him losing the ball giving Ukraine yet another break which led to a long shot, again off target. Fucking come on, England!!!
Would’ve thought the attacking trio of Rooney-Welbeck-Young would produce more than this, as they play together every day at Man U. Dunno why Milner’s on, though
Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck
…guess I can swear!?
Yeah, so can I, now. Thank fuck for that!
Ashley ‘nice guy’ Cole averts yet another dangerous foray by the Ukrainians. Anyone see his ex-missus at the Queen’s jubilee concert? Shocking
Ukraine getting closer – just missed the stanchion with a thundering effort. Gerrard to take a free kick…
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Rooney narrowly missing the header, the keeper gets fingers to it without really knowing anything about it.
Ukraine break after England’s resulting corner ending up in no man’s land…
The biggest mystery to me is why England is so fucking bad – I mean, the material is prime!?!
I know. Broken record since 1966…
England er næsten ligeså dårlige som Holland.
Steady on!
26 mins…
A nice build up by England comes to nothing once it falls to Milner…
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! Rooney puts a free header wide!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?
This anti-Milner bias is making me to cry
Milner is making me to cry, Victor
BREAKING NEWS: Julian Assange søger politisk asyl på Ecuadors ambassade i London.
Who?
Speaking of which…
Ecuador af alle lande? Shiskebab han er desperat…
Joe Hart tested at the one end, John Terry doing his best to guide a header in the right direction at the other (31 mins)
Fucking hell! Ukraine look well dangerous every time they come forward. Defense dealt with that one, though.
35 mins
England happy to let Ukraine come at them. Ukraine resorting to shooting long. Boooooooring! What’s happening in the other game?
You can go there to see, Sam. Even children are allowed.
Hehe cheeky
Rooney off the pitch – Walcott on the pitch
And good evening to you too, Mr Ottesen!
How do you turn beautiful celebrities into Rooney look-a-likes?
Freaky!
freaked me out when I tried it
Ukraine tifosi for en halv time siden:
40 mins
Parker shoots wide after a nice through ball from Young to Rooney out on the left.
Ukraine have it in England’s half and are content to stroke it around, waiting for an opening
Elton Rooney seems soooo rusty
You said it. Elton! haha!
And there it was! Fucking unbelievable that Yarmolenko gets to waltz through the defense in the 18-yard box! Lescott gets a toe in in time (42 mins)
Half time. Ukraine have been all over England, who seem to be using the same tactics they used against France in the first game. On this evidence, they deserve to go through
I’m watching this match on Setanta with punditry by Dennis Wise and Gary Mcalister!?!
I wonder what pearls of wisdom they’re going to come out with?
Hahahahaha, I pity you, cous’!
I though Setanta had gone bust, though?!?!
I thought so too!
I’m having to watch on a dodgey Internet stream as its actually better quality than ITV’s iplayer!
Damn I missed the goal while I was typing this!
To cheer you all up and remind you of why you love that the English love football so much, here are some videos dedicated to all the hard-working English footballers that will do anything for their £100K-a-week :
For those that don’t know, Glenn & Chris are Glenn Hoddle (ex England manager) and Chris Waddle (who blasted over the bar in the penalty shoot out in Italia 90)
Officiel grafik:
Second half is on….
No changes, as far as I can see. Correct me if I’m wrong. I was too busy staring at Glenn Hoddle’s mullet in that video
Good old Shrek to the rescue!
Gerrard nicely past the full-back on the wing after a corner went bad, crosses to the near post, keeper inexplicably drops it, Wayne FUCKING Rooney at the far post!!!!
1-0 En-Ger-Lund!!!!!!
Nice one. Back to the mullet…
Goooooooaaaaaaalllll
I seriously dont like Ukraine but this team plays better than Iiiingelaaand
All too true, Niels. Different manager, (slightly) different players, same fucking boring England
Ukraine still looking dangerous, despite falling behind to that calamity of a goal (from their point of view, of course). Joe Hart called in to action twice in the few minutes since Rooney’s opener
Zlatan just scored a miracle fabolous goal of the tournament
I’m switching channels!!!!
Sweden seriously close to 2 and 3 nil within 5 minutes
Sickens me to say it, but the scouse boy Gerrard is the only one in the England squad earning a wage tonight.
Here’re some more scousers that made a bit of money (instead of stealing it):
Why do the crowds in Poland and Ukraine insist on singing the riff from 7 nation army? I think I preferred the vuvuzelas…
I prefer this version :
I was thinking the same thing. Bring back the African horns!!
For you, sir :
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=vuvuzela%20app&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CFYQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fitunes.apple.com%2Fus%2Fapp%2Fvuvuzela-2010%2Fid326630627%3Fmt%3D8&ei=ptzgT9zNC9Hrsgb0ycHOCA&usg=AFQjCNFvZnXwv7RrK3Iosgw5x5hVs6_F1w
ha ha ha ha!
Zlatan is a very very good version of Mr Bendtner
Or Bendtner is a very very poor version of Zlatan….
You are all wrong. Listen to the experts. The numbers speak for themselves:
Three games does not a great player make;-)
Enough with the Bendtner bashing or you will all be thrown out!!
Agree- Never judge a player on his national games. Bendtner is a poor player for Arsenal/Sunderland
Is it just me or is there an uncanny resemblence between Rooney (new hat and all) and Gascoigne?
It’s not just you!
true dat
dat is true
MASSIVE chance to Milevskiy! Free header right in front of Hart. Luckily for him, it really was right at him. I like these Ukrainians
woops!
Fucking hell, Terry hacks it off the line!!! It’s only a matter of time before it’s 1-1
Slo mo shows it was in!
Endnu en svag dommerpræstation. Det er meget pinligt for UEFA.
I think the rules of the game state that all of John Terry has to have crossed the line…
He crossed the line when he slept with Wayne Bridge’s wife!
😀
2nd half in both matches are on fire
It’s the Ukrainians that are on fire! England have been very very lucky!
STOP PRESS!!
https://emfodbold.dk/2012/06/19/per-thostesen-og-mario-gomez/
I need a split screen TV!
Målet!
Walcott in for Milner (finally!) and Shevchenko in for… someone
Game’s taken a bit of a dip in intensity. Ashley Cole’s shot on 68 mins has been the only decent action for a few minutes
Gerrard booked for leading with his elbow whilst going up for a header. Naughty Steven
Ukraine close again, Joe Hart with a reaction save. (72 mins)
Rakitskiy booked for a professional foul on Gerrard as England break
England may be winning, but it’s a new low for British internet broadcasting as I can’t even find a legal stream of the game that’s working and am having to watch the match on an iPhone propped up by a glasses case!
Is it on ITV over there?
It is unfortunately, I’d rather watch it in Russian that have to listen to Adrian Childes and Gareth Southgate…
It is a bit late this remark but – Rooney might score the winner but overall a poor performance from wanking Wayne- Why didn’t Ronney make it 2-0 – because he is 25 and just realized he is a fat bastard. Wallcott would have been 20 yards clear on Gerrard’s magnificent pass 20 minutes Wælker…
Bohdan Butko just entered the pitch!!
What was his parents thinking??
Sir Mixalot!
The Ukraine mafia must have run out of Snabba Cash since they have NO luck with ref and goaliee
Zlatans mål:
Quality. Thanks, Ronnie.
Crikey what a goal!
Agreed. Unfortunately, the English papers and public will be raving about how now we’re going to ‘tater the Spanish/Italians in the quarters, even though we’ve been piss poor
Oh yeah. Carrol in for Welbeck (80 mins?)
It is a bit late This remark but – Why didn’t Ronney Make it 2-0 – because he is 25 and just realized he is a fat bastard. Wallcott would have been 20 yards clear on Gerrard’s magnificent pass…
26….
And yes, unfortunately
Shevchenko booked for a foul on Ashley Cole. Most would get medals.
Rooney off for the Ox
UEFA har brug for GLT!
https://emfodbold.dk/2012/05/24/mallinje-teknologi-bliver-testet-i-kampen-mellem-england-og-belgien/
Agreed. Ridiculous they don’t just get it implemented already!
He’d have to shoe ‘em first!
Tx for the Audioslave link from Hultsfred a concert I actually attended
You’re welcome!
So you can appreciate this “live stream” even more;-)
Sweden 2-0
Good luck with Italy 🙂
Game finishes 1-0. Totally undeserved, in my book. Next up is Italy (thanks Ulrik)
I think I’m more pleased about France getting beat than England winning…
agreed. feel sorry for the ukrainians (I must admit)
Tx and good Night Ukraine
It’s coming home, it’s coming home, it’s coming etc etc
England’s coming home…
Hahaha!
Thanks for cool commentary Mr. Hickling. See you in a split second (as you are sat right next to me).
In fact I’m’a fetch your toothbrush…
And job weel done Sam!
Ta very much, sir!
Thanks all for participating in my first (and probably last haha) live blog. It’s been fun! Hope you enjoyed it too.
Signing off with best ever England song :
Thank you, Sam. Hope to see you again on the blogs, though. Good luck with Italy.
Only if you’ll have me, hehe
(ps I do really know who Julian Assange is;-)
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