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Fodboldens moderland skal have afgjort deres EM-skæbne mod værtsnationen Ukraine. Igen, fristes man til at sige, for det stjernespækkede engelske mandskab har i mange år – på trods af navne som Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Young – haft svært ved at leve op til de store forventninger. Ukrainerne har et stærkt kollektiv med en solid defensiv, og samtidig kan angribere som Andriy Yarmolenko, Yevhen Seleznyov og den gamle målræv Andriy Shevchenko gøre livet surt for alle forsvar.

EMFODBOLD.DK kommentator: Sam Brox.

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Foto: Ukrainske fans i Chicago.

179 svar til “England v Ukraine [20:45]”

  1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    Rooney + Welbeck super duoen er klar!

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  2. RONNIEROCKET.COM

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  4. RONNIEROCKET.COM

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  5. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    Vi varmer op med en “Ennio Morricone-udgave” af den nye single fra Noel Gallagher!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJWJmQFbWU8

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  6. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    Her er den femte blog single fra det seneste album med Noel Gallagher og hold da fest det er en god sang!!

    Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds – Everybody’s On The Run (2012)

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  7. Sam Brox

    Nice one for the warm up, Ronster!

    Good evening and welcome to the final round of group games of Euro 2012. Ukraine versus England, then. The weight of a nation rests on the freckled shoulders of Mr. Wayne Rooney, who is back in the starting line-up for En-ger-lund after serving his two-match ban. The hosts will be looking to find inspiration from somewhere other than old boy Shevchenko, as he’s out of their starting eleven. Ho hum.

    Here’s the national anthem, to get you in the mood :

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    1. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

      he he nice start. It fits my expectations for the night – your aggressive ranting whenever things don’t go England’s way 😉

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    2. RONNIEROCKET.COM

      Velkommen til, Sam! God kamp!

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    3. RONNIEROCKET.COM

      (Sam læser og forstår dansk men skriver selv på engelsk. Sam er fra Manchester som I måske har regnet ud på opvarmningen.)

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      1. Sam Brox

        (Sig bare til, hvis jeg skulle skrive på dansk…)

  8. Ulrik Hjulmand

    Now let’s see what the wankers are up for?!

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  9. Ulrik Hjulmand

    England – Ukraine (2-0) – Sam!? – Hilda?!

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    1. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

      Ja 2-0 lyder rigtigt i mine ører. Sam er blevet lukket ude lige nu af sin egen kommentator-tjans fordi han skrev F-ordet ha ha ha

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    2. Sam Brox

      Ukraine 1 – 3 England

      But probably 0-0…

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    3. RONNIEROCKET.COM

      1-3 igen. Shevchenko scorer et enkelt mål mere.

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  10. Sam Brox

    To tell you the truth, I really wasn’t bothered about Euro 2012 until the France v England game, and even then I was only watching out of the corner of my eye. Maybe it had something to do with the media building the hype before the 2010 World Cup, resulting in sights like this all over England:
    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/2vbclyeWjTT/England+Fans+Get+Ready+World+Cup+Kick+Off/Uu0RrLxgSTt
    …only for the national team to so woefully underperform that people were talking of curses and witchcraft!
    I was sat in a café and overheard three English fathers explaining the cover of Time Magazine to one of their sons :

    “It’s because we’re in a group with some fairly good teams, and we might not win all our games.”
    Might not win? ALL our games? When are we English going to realize that our national team hasn’t had a chance of winning all our games since 1966 for f***’s sake!!!

    *this post has been censored

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  11. Sam Brox

    Apparently, the automatic swear filter is on, so it’s gonna be a starry night….

    For ****’s sake, ****ing c*********s!!!!

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    1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

      You can’t write fuck?

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      1. Sam Brox

        I can’t, but obviously you can, Raketten. But you always were more rock’n’roll than me

      2. RONNIEROCKET.COM

        Maybe you are logged in as a child?

      3. Sam Brox

        Hahaha maybe so! Dunno how, though

  12. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

    I LIGNER BRØNDBYSVIN! I LIGNER BRØNDBYSVIN! I LIIIIIIGNER BRØØØØ-ØØØND-BY-SVIII-IIIIN….”

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  13. Sam Brox

    Alright then, both teams on the pitch. Rooney looks as dashing as he ever will. The Ukrainiacs look serious and up for it. COME ON!!!

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    1. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

      as dashing as he ever will…. poor fellow

      (slightly impressed with his hair transplant though)

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  14. Sam Brox

    Awwww cute. Two Ukrainian love birds kiss for the camera.

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  15. Sam Brox

    Their national anthem requires operatic skills to sing…

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  16. Sam Brox

    Hahaha Butko!

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  17. Sam Brox

    And we’re off!!!!

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  18. Sam Brox

    First shot at goal was Ukrainian – f***ing MILES away!!!!! (Meulensteen?)

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    1. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

      he he nice with a little inside FCK-BIF remark there hubby

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      1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

        Thune taler også om BIF i det andet blog studie!!

  19. Sam Brox

    Very cautious England…. Yawn.
    Ukraine happy to play ball around in the middle of the park.

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  20. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    Andriy Voronin og Andriy Shevchenko er overraskende begge på bænken. Her er et foto fra omklædningsrummet for et øjeblik siden:

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  21. Vivadeluxxe

    C’mon Ukraine… You can do it!!

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    1. Sam Brox

      Bollocks to you, Mikey!

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      1. Vivadeluxxe

        Pure hostility… So typical of you english..

      2. Sam Brox

        You looking at my pint?

  22. Sam Brox

    Ooooh, close from….. Sounded like they said Gammish!

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    1. Sam Brox

      Or Ganesh? Don’t think elephants play footy, though

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      1. Vivadeluxxe

        The only one I’ve seen is Thomas Brolin…

      2. Sam Brox

        Hahaha, yeah, that porker ate far too many pies. Can’t believe Leeds bought him.

        I’m told it was actually GARMASH who shot. I’ll remember that.

  23. Sam Brox

    OH NO Wayne! Terrible first touch almost gives Ukraine a chance on the break.

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  24. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    Der er gossip nyt om Johnny Depp og Vanessa Paradis i det andet blog studie!

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    1. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

      fed vært der prøver at lokke folk væk fra dette studie

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      1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

        LOL!! (Man kan have to tabs åben på én gang…)

  25. Sam Brox

    13 minutes in, Engalnd failing to threaten the Ukraine goal as of yet. We’ve got a corner

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    1. Sam Brox

      Oooooh, Ukraine again almost had us on the break. Reminds of the good old days of Kanchelskis at Old Trafford
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpjbjWCyr2c

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  27. Sam Brox

    Ukraine all over an England side looking nervous and lacking confidence….

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    1. Sam Brox

      John ‘The Racist’ Terry almost giving them a free toe-poker

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  28. Sam Brox

    Rooney SHITE so far. Looking well rusty. Him losing the ball giving Ukraine yet another break which led to a long shot, again off target. Fucking come on, England!!!

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  29. Sam Brox

    Would’ve thought the attacking trio of Rooney-Welbeck-Young would produce more than this, as they play together every day at Man U. Dunno why Milner’s on, though

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  30. Ulrik Hjulmand

    Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck – Fuck
    …guess I can swear!?

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    1. Sam Brox

      Yeah, so can I, now. Thank fuck for that!

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  31. Sam Brox

    Ashley ‘nice guy’ Cole averts yet another dangerous foray by the Ukrainians. Anyone see his ex-missus at the Queen’s jubilee concert? Shocking

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  32. Sam Brox

    Ukraine getting closer – just missed the stanchion with a thundering effort. Gerrard to take a free kick…

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  33. Sam Brox

    OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
    Rooney narrowly missing the header, the keeper gets fingers to it without really knowing anything about it.
    Ukraine break after England’s resulting corner ending up in no man’s land…

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  34. Ulrik Hjulmand

    The biggest mystery to me is why England is so fucking bad – I mean, the material is prime!?!

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    1. Sam Brox

      I know. Broken record since 1966…

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      1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

        England er næsten ligeså dårlige som Holland.

      2. Sam Brox

        Steady on!

  35. Sam Brox

    26 mins…
    A nice build up by England comes to nothing once it falls to Milner…

    ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! Rooney puts a free header wide!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?

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    1. Vivadeluxxe

      This anti-Milner bias is making me to cry

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      1. Sam Brox

        Milner is making me to cry, Victor

  36. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    BREAKING NEWS: Julian Assange søger politisk asyl på Ecuadors ambassade i London.

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    1. Sam Brox

      Who?

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      1. Sam Brox

        Speaking of which…

    2. Sam Brox
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    3. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

      Ecuador af alle lande? Shiskebab han er desperat…

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  37. Sam Brox

    Joe Hart tested at the one end, John Terry doing his best to guide a header in the right direction at the other (31 mins)

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  38. Sam Brox

    Fucking hell! Ukraine look well dangerous every time they come forward. Defense dealt with that one, though.

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  39. Sam Brox

    35 mins
    England happy to let Ukraine come at them. Ukraine resorting to shooting long. Boooooooring! What’s happening in the other game?

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    1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

      You can go there to see, Sam. Even children are allowed.

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      1. Sam Brox

        Hehe cheeky

  40. Robin van Persie

    Rooney off the pitch – Walcott on the pitch

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    1. Sam Brox

      And good evening to you too, Mr Ottesen!

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  41. Sam Brox

    How do you turn beautiful celebrities into Rooney look-a-likes?

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    1. Vivadeluxxe

      Freaky!

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      1. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

        freaked me out when I tried it

  42. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    Ukraine tifosi for en halv time siden:

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  43. Sam Brox

    40 mins
    Parker shoots wide after a nice through ball from Young to Rooney out on the left.
    Ukraine have it in England’s half and are content to stroke it around, waiting for an opening

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  44. Niels Boe Sørensen

    Elton Rooney seems soooo rusty

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    1. Sam Brox

      You said it. Elton! haha!

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  45. Sam Brox

    And there it was! Fucking unbelievable that Yarmolenko gets to waltz through the defense in the 18-yard box! Lescott gets a toe in in time (42 mins)

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    1. Sam Brox

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJjG_XTmSas

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  46. Sam Brox

    Half time. Ukraine have been all over England, who seem to be using the same tactics they used against France in the first game. On this evidence, they deserve to go through

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  47. Vivadeluxxe

    I’m watching this match on Setanta with punditry by Dennis Wise and Gary Mcalister!?!
    I wonder what pearls of wisdom they’re going to come out with?

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    1. Sam Brox

      Hahahahaha, I pity you, cous’!
      I though Setanta had gone bust, though?!?!

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      1. Vivadeluxxe

        I thought so too!
        I’m having to watch on a dodgey Internet stream as its actually better quality than ITV’s iplayer!

      2. Vivadeluxxe

        Damn I missed the goal while I was typing this!

  48. Sam Brox

    To cheer you all up and remind you of why you love that the English love football so much, here are some videos dedicated to all the hard-working English footballers that will do anything for their £100K-a-week :

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    1. Sam Brox
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      1. Sam Brox

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lp4m0N39Do

      2. Sam Brox

        For those that don’t know, Glenn & Chris are Glenn Hoddle (ex England manager) and Chris Waddle (who blasted over the bar in the penalty shoot out in Italia 90)

  49. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    Officiel grafik:

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  50. Sam Brox

    Second half is on….
    No changes, as far as I can see. Correct me if I’m wrong. I was too busy staring at Glenn Hoddle’s mullet in that video

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  51. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

    Good old Shrek to the rescue!

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  52. Sam Brox

    Gerrard nicely past the full-back on the wing after a corner went bad, crosses to the near post, keeper inexplicably drops it, Wayne FUCKING Rooney at the far post!!!!

    1-0 En-Ger-Lund!!!!!!

    Nice one. Back to the mullet…

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  53. Niels Boe Sørensen

    Goooooooaaaaaaalllll

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  54. Niels Boe Sørensen

    I seriously dont like Ukraine but this team plays better than Iiiingelaaand

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    1. Sam Brox

      All too true, Niels. Different manager, (slightly) different players, same fucking boring England

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  55. Sam Brox

    Ukraine still looking dangerous, despite falling behind to that calamity of a goal (from their point of view, of course). Joe Hart called in to action twice in the few minutes since Rooney’s opener

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  56. Niels Boe Sørensen

    Zlatan just scored a miracle fabolous goal of the tournament

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    1. Sam Brox

      I’m switching channels!!!!

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    2. Torsten Engsig

      Sweden seriously close to 2 and 3 nil within 5 minutes

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  57. Sam Brox

    Sickens me to say it, but the scouse boy Gerrard is the only one in the England squad earning a wage tonight.

    Here’re some more scousers that made a bit of money (instead of stealing it):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQZj5jT0qfU

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  58. Vivadeluxxe

    Why do the crowds in Poland and Ukraine insist on singing the riff from 7 nation army? I think I preferred the vuvuzelas…

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    1. Sam Brox

      I prefer this version :

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    2. RONNIEROCKET.COM

      I was thinking the same thing. Bring back the African horns!!

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      1. Sam Brox

        For you, sir :
        http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=vuvuzela%20app&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CFYQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fitunes.apple.com%2Fus%2Fapp%2Fvuvuzela-2010%2Fid326630627%3Fmt%3D8&ei=ptzgT9zNC9Hrsgb0ycHOCA&usg=AFQjCNFvZnXwv7RrK3Iosgw5x5hVs6_F1w

    3. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

      ha ha ha ha!

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  59. Niels Boe Sørensen

    Zlatan is a very very good version of Mr Bendtner

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    1. Sam Brox

      Or Bendtner is a very very poor version of Zlatan….

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      1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

        You are all wrong. Listen to the experts. The numbers speak for themselves:

    2. Sam Brox

      Three games does not a great player make;-)

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      1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

        Enough with the Bendtner bashing or you will all be thrown out!!

      2. Robin van Persie

        Agree- Never judge a player on his national games. Bendtner is a poor player for Arsenal/Sunderland

  60. Torsten Engsig

    Is it just me or is there an uncanny resemblence between Rooney (new hat and all) and Gascoigne?

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    1. Sam Brox

      It’s not just you!

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    2. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

      true dat

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      1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

        dat is true

  61. Sam Brox

    MASSIVE chance to Milevskiy! Free header right in front of Hart. Luckily for him, it really was right at him. I like these Ukrainians

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  62. Torsten Engsig

    woops!

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  63. Sam Brox

    Fucking hell, Terry hacks it off the line!!! It’s only a matter of time before it’s 1-1

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    1. Sam Brox

      Slo mo shows it was in!

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      1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

        Endnu en svag dommerpræstation. Det er meget pinligt for UEFA.

      2. Vivadeluxxe

        I think the rules of the game state that all of John Terry has to have crossed the line…

      3. Sam Brox

        He crossed the line when he slept with Wayne Bridge’s wife!

      4. Vivadeluxxe

        😀

  64. Niels Boe Sørensen

    2nd half in both matches are on fire

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    1. Sam Brox

      It’s the Ukrainians that are on fire! England have been very very lucky!

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  65. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    STOP PRESS!!

    Per Thøstesen og Mario Gomez

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  66. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

    I need a split screen TV!

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  67. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    Målet!

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  68. Sam Brox

    Walcott in for Milner (finally!) and Shevchenko in for… someone

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  69. Sam Brox

    Game’s taken a bit of a dip in intensity. Ashley Cole’s shot on 68 mins has been the only decent action for a few minutes

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  70. Sam Brox

    Gerrard booked for leading with his elbow whilst going up for a header. Naughty Steven

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  71. Sam Brox

    Ukraine close again, Joe Hart with a reaction save. (72 mins)
    Rakitskiy booked for a professional foul on Gerrard as England break

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  72. Vivadeluxxe

    England may be winning, but it’s a new low for British internet broadcasting as I can’t even find a legal stream of the game that’s working and am having to watch the match on an iPhone propped up by a glasses case!

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    1. Sam Brox

      Is it on ITV over there?

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      1. Vivadeluxxe

        It is unfortunately, I’d rather watch it in Russian that have to listen to Adrian Childes and Gareth Southgate…

    2. Robin van Persie

      It is a bit late this remark but – Rooney might score the winner but overall a poor performance from wanking Wayne- Why didn’t Ronney make it 2-0 – because he is 25 and just realized he is a fat bastard. Wallcott would have been 20 yards clear on Gerrard’s magnificent pass 20 minutes Wælker…

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  73. Torsten Engsig

    Bohdan Butko just entered the pitch!!

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  74. Torsten Engsig

    What was his parents thinking??

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    1. Sam Brox

      Sir Mixalot!

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  75. Niels Boe Sørensen

    The Ukraine mafia must have run out of Snabba Cash since they have NO luck with ref and goaliee

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  76. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    Zlatans mål:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ny-vo_kbX8&sns=tw

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    1. Sam Brox

      Quality. Thanks, Ronnie.

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    2. Vivadeluxxe

      Crikey what a goal!

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  77. Sam Brox

    Agreed. Unfortunately, the English papers and public will be raving about how now we’re going to ‘tater the Spanish/Italians in the quarters, even though we’ve been piss poor

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  78. Sam Brox

    Oh yeah. Carrol in for Welbeck (80 mins?)

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    1. Robin van Persie

      It is a bit late This remark but – Why didn’t Ronney Make it 2-0 – because he is 25 and just realized he is a fat bastard. Wallcott would have been 20 yards clear on Gerrard’s magnificent pass…

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      1. Sam Brox

        26….
        And yes, unfortunately

  79. Sam Brox

    Shevchenko booked for a foul on Ashley Cole. Most would get medals.
    Rooney off for the Ox

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  80. RONNIEROCKET.COM

    UEFA har brug for GLT!

    Mållinje-teknologi bliver testet i kampen mellem England og Belgien

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    1. Sam Brox

      Agreed. Ridiculous they don’t just get it implemented already!

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  81. RONNIEROCKET.COM

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    1. Sam Brox

      He’d have to shoe ‘em first!

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  82. Niels Boe Sørensen

    Tx for the Audioslave link from Hultsfred a concert I actually attended

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    1. Sam Brox

      You’re welcome!

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  83. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

    So you can appreciate this “live stream” even more;-)

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  84. Torsten Engsig

    Sweden 2-0

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  85. Ulrik Hjulmand

    Good luck with Italy 🙂

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  86. Sam Brox

    Game finishes 1-0. Totally undeserved, in my book. Next up is Italy (thanks Ulrik)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB2rYfTUNNA&feature=player_embedded

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  87. Vivadeluxxe

    I think I’m more pleased about France getting beat than England winning…

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    1. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

      agreed. feel sorry for the ukrainians (I must admit)

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  88. Niels Boe Sørensen

    Tx and good Night Ukraine

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  89. Sam Brox

    It’s coming home, it’s coming home, it’s coming etc etc

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    1. Vivadeluxxe

      England’s coming home…

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      1. Sam Brox

        Hahaha!

  90. Hilda Fro Prins Kløvedal Hickling

    Thanks for cool commentary Mr. Hickling. See you in a split second (as you are sat right next to me).
    In fact I’m’a fetch your toothbrush…

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  91. Ulrik Hjulmand

    And job weel done Sam!

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    1. Sam Brox

      Ta very much, sir!

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  92. Sam Brox

    Thanks all for participating in my first (and probably last haha) live blog. It’s been fun! Hope you enjoyed it too.
    Signing off with best ever England song :
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_YiG7yN7PY

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    1. RONNIEROCKET.COM

      Thank you, Sam. Hope to see you again on the blogs, though. Good luck with Italy.

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      1. Sam Brox

        Only if you’ll have me, hehe

      2. Sam Brox

        (ps I do really know who Julian Assange is;-)

  93. RONNIEROCKET.COM

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